wove: IT JUST KNOCKS THE OTHER ONES OVER IM LAUGHING SO HARD
biologicalresearch: a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.
frivol-ous: I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
cosmicolor32807: spidermansflybooty: rifa: siuilaruin: strangeasanjles: anarcho-queer: lexcanroar: occupyiowa: The YouTube corporation and CBS have now censored the original video of Anaheim cops shooting at children. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MST4RhWdlMQ “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by CBS.” Spread links to the mirrors. Keep firing. this is...
When THIS scene comes on in The Lion King
dancehallqueenx94: ruinedchildhood: EVERYBODY KNOWS IT’S. ABOUT. TO GO. DOWN! “GET IT SIMBA!” My FAVE part lols well besides Hakuna Matata <3
divergelt: If everyone on tumblr chipped in we could probably all buy an island somewhere and live there together lol EVERYONE COULD STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT BEING SINGLE AND DATE AND LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER so who’s in????
some girl: you're ugly
me: brick wall waterfall girl you think you got it all, but you don't i do so boom with that attitude, peach punch captin crunch, i got something you can't touch, bang bang choo choo train wind me up and i'll do my thing reeses peices 7 up you mess with me i mess you up!
you know my name not my story. you dont know who i am or how im feeling, and you dont care. who are you to judge me? who are you to say these things about me? You understand how it can hurt.. It’s not that simple. you can’t “just ignore it.” or “shake it off”. it hurts. but you cant let it destroy you.i didnt let it destroy me. people lie, people can be cold....
crashings: OMFG I CANT
Anonymous asked: My son has epilepsy and I just found him in his room after he wouldn't answer the door, sitting in his chair unconscious, with his penis out of his pants. Please change your background and remove any inappropriate pictures or I will have to contact the police, as you are a MINOR!!!
Anonymous asked: Why do you have so many moles?
me: we have to hang out soon!
me: *never contacts them again*